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July 20, 2014
Entertainment
YouTube Blocks Original RickRoll Video

Simply titled "RickRoll'D," the video was uploaded by YouTube user cotter548 and has amassed nearly 71 million views. It has been blocked by YouTube in several countries, including the United States.

July 16, 2014
News
Toddler Saves Elderly Man Locked Inside Hot Car

A fast-acting 3-year-old came to an elderly man’s rescue in Tennessee after he spotted the man trapped inside a hot car as temperatures inside the vehicle reached over 120 degrees.

June 15, 2014
Science / Technology
Crowdfunded Electronic Blow Job Machine Is Now Available for Pre-Order

Get your wallets out, dudes, because the sex toy that claims it’s “the world’s most realistic robotic oral sex simulator for men” is now available for pre-order.

June 14, 2014
News
Naked man truck surfing causes accident

State police tell the Santa Fe New Mexican that Alexander Werner, 27, was truck surfing, naked on State Road 522, when he fell off the truck, causing an accident.

June 13, 2014
News
Man lives on top of his house after it becomes too littered inside

A man residing in Houston, Texas let the clutter inside his house pile up so much that it became unlivable inside.

June 11, 2014
World News
Teenagers hack ATM by reading the instructions

The Bank of Montreal ATM in the pair's local grocery store displayed a model number and, after downloading the appropriate manual, they hacked it with a combination of Occam's Razor and staff stupidity.

May 22, 2014
News
Unopposed West Virginia candidate left off ballot

With no opposition for his city council seat in a small town on West Virginia's Northern Panhandle, Curtis Mele figured his ticket to a third consecutive term was secure. Instead, a clerical error left his name off the ballot

May 22, 2014
News
Rock Hill ice cream truck driver assaulted with fudge bar

A Rock Hill man used a fudge ice cream bar to hit an ice cream truck driver on Wednesday afternoon after accusing the driver of giving his daughter incorrect change for a purchase, according to a Rock Hill Police report.

May 22, 2014
Science / Technology
Fiat CEO: Please don't buy our electric car

Speaking at a conference in Washington yesterday, Sergio Marchionne revealed that Fiat was making a huge loss on each of the electric vehicles sold, and he's fed up of losing money. "I hope you don't buy it because every time I sell one it costs me $14,000," the auto industry veteran said. "I'm honest enough to tell you that."

May 22, 2014
News
Reporter Finds He's Allergic to Newspaper Ink

Michael Dresser, who covers state government in Annapolis, told colleagues about his recently discovered allergy to pine resin—a component of newspaper ink—in a memo to the paper’s staff last week.

May 20, 2014
News
Thousands of dogs, and 3 people, sickened by jerky pet treats, FDA says

As of May 1, 2014 the regulatory agency has received more than 4,800 reports of illness affecting a total of 5,600 dogs, 24 cats, and 3 people.

May 19, 2014
Entertainment
Novel Mocking Literary Prizes Wins Literary Prize

Edward St. Aubyn's new novel Lost For Words, an acid satire of literary prizes, has won the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction.

May 18, 2014
News
Wisconsin Dad Gets Restraining Order Against Kindergartner

A Kenosha-area father who claims his daughter is being bullied by a kindergarten classmate has taken out a restraining order against the 5-year-old.

April 23, 2014
Criminals
Half-eaten cinnamon roll leads Wisconsin police to car thief

A half-eaten cinnamon roll helped Madison police track down a suspected car thief.

April 23, 2014
News
High school senior kicked out of prom for wearing pants

According to a senior at Cherryville High School, a pair of her red skinny jeans got her kicked out of her Senior Prom and has started a bit of a controversy at the school since.

April 23, 2014
News
Man charged after drunken nightclub hugging ends in death

A man has died after allegedly being pushed to the ground by a stranger he tried to hug outside a Perth nightclub.

April 22, 2014
Criminals
Kansas man seeks to hide 'murder' tattoo before his murder trial

A Kansas man charged with first-degree murder is afraid the tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" across his neck might prejudice a jury, so he is asking for a professional tattoo artist to remove or cover it up.

April 20, 2014
World News
Strangers stop savage dog attack with six-pack of beer

Two strangers armed only with a six-pack of beer have been hailed as heroes for stopping a dog that was savaging an elderly woman outside a home in Sydney's south.

April 19, 2014
Sports
49ers fans not happy that new SF transit seats are Seahawks colors

Apparently no one working for BART watches football because the seats in the new train cars are Seahawks colors.

April 19, 2014
Science / Technology
An 18-Year-Old Intern Who Kept Screwing Up Brain Surgery On Mice Accidentally Stumbled On A Scientific Breakthrough

April 18, 2014
News
Ragtag Team of Rogue Chihuahuas Terrorizing Arizona Town
Via time.com

They're also recruiting other strays to join their crew

April 17, 2014
News
Missing boy existed only on Facebook

Police searching for two-year-old Chayson Basinio knew it was a race against time to find the missing child, who had reportedly disappeared from a supermarket car park.

April 15, 2014
News
Missing Boy Found in Claw Machine at Bowling Alley
Via wnep.com

A child reported missing by his mother was found safe inside a claw crane machine at a nearby bowling alley in Nebraska on Monday.

April 15, 2014
News
Police Officer Goes Undercover as Amish Woman

Chad Adams, a police sergeant for Pulaski Township in Western PA, recently spent time walking local roads dressed as an Amish woman.